moodyspacebabe:

codeblackascension:

namnaggemolcommezediath:

secretsunkept:

iampazzo:

onlyblackgirl:

deonsraw:

hopefortheflowersss:

dumbmemesstupidteens:

School 

I died twice watching this

💀💀💀💀

I screamed but this real

Real life

I died at the desks 😂

“respectable woman”

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LMFAAAOOOO

spudsexuall:

My boyfriend talks in his sleep and because he’s bilingual, he says some hilarious/weird/sometimes creepy shit. I ask him every morning if he remembers saying this stuff and he has no idea about any of it. 

Here are some of my favorites:

-”Babe, can you please turn down the brightness of your skin”
-After stealing all of the blankets: “This is my right as a human”
-After I take the blankets back: “I don’t want your freedom, America. Just blanket”
-Sometimes he just says “Hello?” as if he’s answering a phone call
-One night he just said “Cabbage” which is weird because he doesn’t know the english word for that when he’s awake. 
-After spooning me: “You have a nice butt”
-”Who is that in the corner?” (terrifying)
-”Watch out for the red lady” (even more terrifying)
-Sometimes he will say things in German and it sounds like he’s speaking Parseltongue
-One time I actually think he said something in Parseltongue
-One time he talked about buying a ticket to “everywhere” and then just said “hello?” after two minutes of silence
-And my all time favorite: ”This is MY yogurt, Satan”

deng-dong:

just-shower-thoughts:

December 31, 2017 is the only day where every adult was born in the 1900’s and everyone else under 18 was born in the 2000’s

figuringoutlifenstuffs:

just-shower-thoughts:

We must thank our internal organs for the fact that they are not itching

One fear

fartgallery:

Snowseph
pro: has nose
con: wears sunglasses at night

Gurdy
pro: height intimidates opponents
con: looks like a sex toy

Gurdy (alt. form)
pro: scary!
con: scary :(

Girthy
pro: lorge
con: none. he is perfect

h4nn4h189:

url–coming–soon:

futuristicallysparklysong:

kotomessecretblog:

fet-kitten:

introvertpalaceus:

For anyone who literally wants to take the moon home this winter. 

You can check it out: HERE

This is the full moon version. 

want 1.

I wanna give my love the moon and the stars

I have a small one! It’s cool

Bae got me one of these and when you add Snapchat filters it looks like your suspended in space

I’m getting a small one for Christmas and I’m buzzing

cowzroc:

geekasaur:

fuck it up edith anne!

The dedication level of this sass is impressive

shrineofelena:

juniqs:

mahdic:

amir khusrow (1253–1325 CE)

this changed my life

this was written before the printing press was invented and it still sounds like a modern day shitpost

did-you-kno:

Almost all mammals live for around 1 billion heartbeats. For a rabbit, which has a quick pulse, it takes about 3 years to reach a billion heartbeats, but a slow-pulsed elephant can go more than 80 years. Only humans can push their hearts past 2 billion, thanks to modern medicine, food preservation technology, and water purification. Source Source 2 Source 3